Internet Marketing GuideMo' Money – Make $$$ Online

Now, we all know that I don’t care for gurus and people that make their living selling Warrior Forum Special Offers (If you don’t know what that is, it’s basically e-book peddling on Warrior forum.)

Pushing decent information onto newbies and retards – fine, but pushing shitty, rehashed information onto newbies, that’s just being a bottom-feeding scumbag.

I was introduced to Imran Naseem’s “work” a few months ago by a friend. I chuckled as I saw Imran get furious over someone talking shit about him because he sells garbage to newbies, and it turned into some flame war with lawsuit threats and such.

There has never been a bigger joke in the wanna-be guru space than Imran Naseem. How does he do it?

The Turd Polishing Formula

Guru has big product launch with, believe it or not, good content (Guaher for example.) Many read it, and most won’t make money with said guru product launch. So some decide that they can make money by taking that information, rehashing it, and selling it as there own. (The “Coach” series)

And then there are people who take that rehashed information, rehash it some more, and sell it. Such people are Imran Naseem.

Want to replicate this award winning formula?

Required Skills

The most important personal quality to have is to not actually be an expert, or even a novice, in any of the fields you write about in your e-books. This would be backlink building, making money with Youtube, CPA marketing, making money with dating, Facebook, blackhat, CPALead, flipping websites…. well fuck, anything!

The second important quality to have is knowing how to find shit to steal. This can be accomplished by getting a 5k+ post count on Warrior Forum so you’re an “expert” and can get “review copies plz,” or reading marketing forums like BlackHatWorld and finding a “how-to” or tutorial on making money online.

Once you’ve found something that someone has had success with, you can put it in your e-book. This is where the third quality to have comes in. It’s knowing how to polish your turds!

Someone says they make $100 a day with this strategy? Your product will make them $200! Someone makes $3,000 a month flipping websites? Your product will teach them how to make $10,000 a month!

It’s all about salesmanship! If you feel bad about all these empty promises, then a try using some gay ass graphics.

Step by Step

Let’s cut to the chase. Here is the step-by-step formula.

1. Find Content to Steal – As mentioned above, this is the most important step. Since you’re very unoriginal, finding content that you can rehash and sell is your life blood.
2. Polish Your Turd – Copy paste a forum post or e-book, and put it into your own PDF. Clean up the formatting so it’s not obvious you’re stealing, and change some words around.
3. The Sales Copy – Fake stats by using the same “look at my paypal account go!” screenshots for every product you launch. Yes, even though you may have had success with something back in 2008, you can still re-use these stats for each new launch, no matter how irrelevant.

If you’re having trouble with this, its very easy to fake your stats with plugins like Firebug that let you edit HTML on the fly.

And if you’re even too stupid to figure out how to use a Firefox plugin, just steal Imran’s screenshots! I’ve attached one here for your convenience.

Just look at all those zeros!

Pro-tip: If you want to sell more copies of your e-book, then a good rule-of-thumb to follow is that your Sales Letter should be longer than the actual content of your PDF.

4. Sell it on Warrior Forum & DP, Limit Your Copies – This is scarcity 101! The first 50 people get it for $9. The second 50 people get it for $47. The next 50 get it for $77. So on and so forth. Using scarcity is a ploy that works lovely with online marketing newbies.

And of course you want to sell your product on Warrior Forum and Digital Point, which has a seemingly endless supply of suckers.

5. Sell Only 17 Copies – It’s a week later, and you’ve only sold 17 copies of your product, which is typical when you’re selling shit.

You’re made $153 for all this work, and you feel defeated. “What a bust!” you think to yourself. Most people would stop here and give up on online marketing.

Not Imran Naseem!

Listen, pro bottom feeders don’t give up. No, people like Imran have been doing this for years!

6. Bonus Step 1 – Rinse and Repeat There is just so much content out there to steal, and so many retards on Warrior Forum, that you’d be stupid to not repeat this process for every promotion method, traffic source, and strategy you can think of!

Examples:
Blackhat Buzz Method!
Youtooooobe!
CPA!
Facebook!
DOMAINERS!

ANY-FUCKING-THING! REALLY! YOU DON’T NEED TO BE AN EXPERT IN SHIT!

7. Bonus Step 2 – Sell It On Flippa! This where the profits really roll in!

Let’s say your half-assed product launch goes well. You make $2,500 the first month. The second month you made $500, and the third month about $100. Months 4 through 6 you’ve sold jack shit. Your content is stale and no one really cares about. Worthless huh?

Nope! Not on Flippa!

Set-up a listing for your product, and when it asks you for your “Average Monthly Revenue” just use the revenue numbers from the first month! IT’S FUCKING GENIUS! LOOK!

Ready. Set. Super Scumbag.

I’ve laid out the plan for you in plain English folks. It’s up to you to take action! Imran has been ripping peoples content and selling his shit for too long! It’s time for some new bottom-feeders to take his place!

Take action!!!

Parting Gift: Horrific Rap about Imran

Before you leave, I present to you this horrible rap from / about Imran Naseem.